the sixteenth is my last day of skool... I'm going to officially be a highskool dropout. moving in with my sister and taking internet classes is going to be a big relief.


Satan's bag of treasuresOne day I was sitting on my front porch when all of a sudden... the Devil ran up to me, toting a plastic bag behind him and giggling like a deranged school girl. Now I, being the deveoted mormon that I was, did not believe in Sata.Satan's bag of treasures
"Begone, ye fown apparition!" I cried, as I took off my coke bottle glasses and chucked them bodily at the now shocked spirit. "Well, really!" he hissed, offended, and puffed into nothingless. But in his huffy haste, he had forgotten his bag. Curious, I sauntered over to where the contents of the bag now lay strewn in c


Show and Tellshow and tellShow and Tell
today I've brought for you to see a special thing that's dear to me I know it's hard to understand but please try if you can a heart that has been shattered it's bruised and bloodied and battered but it's all I have, you see and we all know that life isn't free the rich man refuses stale bread but withot it the poor man is dead so though it's not attractive my broken heart is active can't you see it struggling to heal? it wants its deep rents to seal but an injured heart isn't worth much aka damaged goods, and the such bu


Ode to Chicken"ODE TO CHICKEN"Ode to Chicken
I sit here in fear wondering why we cut your throat and eat your body doesn't it hurt your feelings? sometimes I see you roasted and I want to eat you but then I remember that I can't stomach your leg all my friends make fun of me when I tell them how you have suffered but my dearest darling chicken I love you just the same when I sleep at night your face comes to me and I wish that you didn't have to be food I sit here in fear wondering why you don't run away from your murderers if I were you, I'd take to my wings and fly far away &nbs
bleh
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Don’t know that I will
But until I can find me
A girl who’ll stay
And won’t play games behind me
I’ll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
yaaaay solitary man.
~Stephxorz
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